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Why Men Will Never Win With Women!

March 10, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

There is a reason why men always lose to women.  If you are a man, you might as well accept it and move on because this is a no win situation!

The Rules

The Female always makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all The Rules.

If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

The Male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The Female may change her mind at any time.

The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The Female is ready when she is ready.

The Male must be ready at all times.


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