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Who, What, Why?

February 19, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

green chameleon

Why does global warming make it so cold out?

Why does the highest setting on the toaster torch the toast, does anyone eat it like that?

If you drove at the speed of light what would happen if you turned your lights on?

Would the ocean be deeper if there were no sponges?
If Pro is the opposite of Con is Progress the opposite of Congress?

Is Government Intelligence an oxymoron?

Do Vampires ever get aids?

Why are there floatation devices on airplanes but no parachutes?

Why when you transport something by car it’s called shipment and when you transport it by ship

it’s called cargo?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires what do freedom fighters fight?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have yo done?

What color will a chameleon turn if sits on a mirror?

Do fish get thirsty?

If nothing sticks to teflon how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If a word in dictionary were misspelled how would anyone know?

If FedEx and Ups merged would they be called FedUp?

If you strangle a smurf what color does it turn?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?


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