Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Stupid Questions That People Ask Part I

March 5, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

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These are real questions that stupid people really ask.  It is no wonder why this world is so confused!  Some of these people are in charge of things that we go to every single day.

Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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